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THIS FRIDAY JULY 18TH, 2008 JACK TROUT PARTY AT

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KLAMATH MOUTH SIGN-UPS FOR AUGUST / SEPT NOW START**

OUR AREA COULD REALLY USE YOUR TOURIST DOLLARS. NO SMOKE IN MT SHASTA, DUNSMUIR, McCLOUD & WEED!!!

LOWER SAC - UPPER SAC - McCLOUD - PIT - KLAMATH MOUTH - TRINITY*

BELIZE PACKAGES FROM $1750 TO $2950 PER 8 DAYS

The Summer Loven Gas is no problem PACKAGE!!

Now is the time to plan your summer trip to Mt Shasta. Book three days or more at the Mt Shasta Resort and three trips with Jack Trout Guide Service and we'll pay your gas from Bay Area to Mt Shasta!!

We don't believe in "staycations!"

(Sorry Dan, no RV"s) Jack Trout and the Mt Shasta Resort!!

Also check out the The Evergreen Spa at the Mt Shasta Resort~ A Massage & Spa Resort!!

Stand-up at attention!!

Green Acres...

Way to go Joe!

Private oasis!

unabated views with runs, riffles and pocket water.

(Read this one with an old pioneer ancient)

Sweet riffle Yancy, let me pull back my hair and look out to witness scenic beauty!

Sign of the times.

A very happy camper, we'd all like to know...

Stars and stripes forever!

Behind me, a man of distinct character and wit.

Legend of the falls!

A river runs through it, daily!

The tubes which feeds the McCloud Falls comes some 20 miles or more from the center of Mt Shasta. Did you know that the McCloud River donates more water in the summer than the Upper Sac does to Shasta Lake?

Check out this chart and see what I mean.

http://cdec.water.ca.gov/river/upsacto1Stages.html

This is why it is so important not to allow Nestle water of North America to tap these lava tubes with unlimted access for a source that can only produce so much water. The other deciding factor is the highway 89 corridor cannot handle big truck traffic, it would be a disaster for the town of McCloud from an astedic and tourist stand point. McCloud needs a different kind of tourism based economy, not breaker 10/4! You would agree right, the town is historically unique and looks like a little Norman Rockwell town.(Ginger bread town) The town should capitalized on this, not harmful area industry that extracts precious resources from an out of area corporation called Nestle, in a town that belongs in the Smithsonian.....

"I said; Hey-Hey - You-You > Get Off Of Our Cloud!

Nestle - Go hang around your loser crowd!"

Rolling Stones - Get off of my cloud > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss02sfQinxI

"With this damn Nestle water deal and the McCloud River's future at stake, I'm holding on for my life!"

HOLDING ON - STEVE WINWOOD - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSiVC2jW-FE

I'm bent on this fly fishing!!

I can do a balancing act, watch me! WahooOOOO - that tickles!!

Snip Happens Man! jt

Fly candy!

Live in concert, The Elephant Ears! Now appearing on most North State Rivers...

A great place to visit.

A Ponderosa pine and a cedar mate for life as true love comes in many ways that only nature can explain. jt

Step right up!

Prize for your eyes!

Trout charmer...

Dazzling bella dona.

Jedidiah Smith hole!

Left quick!!!

Lunch'n in style.

Yummy.

My first ear ring! The guy on the hat thought it was funny, so I thought so too! I pulled it out about an hour later to make it come out easier.

Spinner fall on the Klamath River...

Cruel and unusual punishment by the customer!

The famous Pamela Anderson, Real Estate agent Sonoma Co....

On June 21st the skies were grey and the thunder and lightning was everywhere! Chuck Persyn, persynalized the trip by bringing up his daughter with him.

Chuck gives the new cataraft, Live Your Passion the thumbs up!

Heaven's kitchen!

Simple, prosciutto, butter lettuce and gnocchi.(parmesan cheese, fresh basil, olive oil). Have you ever had a gourmet river lunch? It's a great experince along with the fishing, views and everything else.

What are the bees doing? They seemed to be burring themselves instead of getting a drink? That day we found thousands of dead bees....?

Another great place we have in store for you.

Pocket water this time of year is your best bet, with small nymphs size 18 or smaller.

I know why the salmon are dying, they can't get up to the pure mountian spring water they use to spawn and run to for thousands of centuries. Build a latter or and elevator like the Bonerville Dam on the Columbia to allow salmon to re-enter the waters they knew and loved like the Upper Sacramento or McCloud Rivers. "I'd die too if I was stopped in Redding, California. Another DamN story." jt

Fishing on a lazy afternoon, In the summertime!

Kinks - Sunny afternoon. - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h1oRP7FfBw

If these river banks could talk, what tales would they tell?

The far current line..

Hot pocket.

A high nice place to hang your hat.

Thanks again to all the folks that made April, May & June double 2007. We really appreciate all the guide trips, great emails and good vibes out there! If you haven't made it up, give me a call to get a trip on the books for 2008!! Have a great year! Jack & Carola.

Dries in the middle of the day near Lone Tree Cove...

Carola called me about 10 days ago and let me know the greatest news of my life. "We're having a baby!" She's due in December!!

(The doctor in Chile said, "Tell the Gringo he did good job!")

Look at that picture, you can tell folks that's my baby!! I think it's a boy...But a healthy baby is always most important to us!

How awesome is that!! A kid someday to hand the business off to and you know it's right when it's with the girl of your dreams, the mother of my child, Carola! I am heading down to Chile in August, to be with Carola and visit with the doctor. After our season in Chile 2009, we plan to return to USA with our babe! Our medical cost in Chile are practically nill because of Carola's good medical insurance in South America, under $1000 USD, and I think the medical facilities in Chile for delivering a baby is equal to our medicine and medical facilties, or close enough for us. In California, I'd have to sell my house to deliver a baby.(Sad fact)

I don't have medical insurance....? That's just life or a sign of the times. I'm a fishing guide, I don't make the "big-bucks" so we have to do the best we can and we will.

(We will continue to share our experiences as we raise our family and build our business together in both Chile and the United States!)

How exciting is that!!)

You can help by booking trips with us and maybe someday my boy or girl will be rowing you down the Upper Sac! Can't you imagine that!

I love life and the unexpected things that happen right around the corner are some of the best!

I think I am the happiest guide in the World!!

Also other great news!! The Rio Futaleufu, Yelcho and all the other rivers in the region I guide are fine!! So we plan to run our fly fishing trips and tours this season like always in Patagonia Chile

All my dreams are coming true >

1. Chilean Wife

2. Chilean / American Kid

3. Forever connected to Chile!!!

4. More Chilean / American Kids- guiding on all North State Rivers!!

What a shame it would of been if I didn't have the opportunity to raise a kid and pass on all the great things I've learned about loving life, the environment and rivers.

Amazing Grace - I was lost, but now I'm found - Thank you all.

I love you Carola! Jack Trout

EMAILS FROM YOU:

Hi Jack,

Judith and I were talking and when I described that your float trip was the best day of fishing I have ever had! She suggested that I send you a note. I have fished for roughly 50 years and I have seldom caught better fish with such great scenic beauty, anywhere. I continue to find other magical places, but this was one fine day to remember. Thanks for the pictures.

Peter Brown

I'm just waiting to hear from my son as to when he's coming up here. Should know in a few days. Fatherhood is great. Congrads.

Dr. Richard J. Schoen Dental Director Lassen Indian Health Center

"It's never too late to have a happy childhood!" Tom Robbins

Senor Jack, Hey man. My girl and I are planning a wee mccloud trip this weekend. what can you tell me about the fire/smoke/campfire restrictions right now? heartbreaking stuff about the volcano and then your girl not getting in to the states. some country we live in. some fucking time to be an american.... hope all is as good as could be expected for ya. you seem like you've been busy and i suppose that's good. give me shout or e me back when you have a second re our beloved mccloud. thanks, jack g Griff Marshall GRIFF MARSHALL PHOTOGRAPHY http://web.mac.com/griffmarshall 37 Sunset Way San Rafael, CA 94901

Subject: Mensa

Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational, which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. (my personal favorite) 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. (with this as a close second)

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are:

1. coffee, n. the person upon whom one coughs.

2. flabbergasted, adj. appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. abdicate, v. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. esplanade, v. to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. willy-nilly, adj. impotent.

6. negligent, adj. absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown. 7. lymph, v.. to walk with a lisp.

8. gargoyle, n. olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. flatulence, n. emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. balderdash, n.. a rapidly-receding hairline.

11. testicle, n.. a humorous question on an exam.

12. rectitude, n. the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. pokemon, n.. a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. oyster, n. a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, n. the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. circumvent, n. an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

I just talked to Randy Rock God yesterday. Check out

www.eddiemoney.com

I will give you a call soon, MW

Hello Jack!! I am Karina the cousin of Carola. The motive of this mail is because I and my boyfriend Diego want to congratulate you because you are going to be a father of a girl or child (it is not known) .... The whole family is very happy with this so beautiful news, specially Carola who meets precious with her paunch.... Another day we knew your baby in the video of the ultrasound scan, and one saw very pretty with (his,her) small head, (his, her) hands, (his,her) feet, (his, her) eyes .... one saw perfect.... Thank you very much Jack, for making Carola happy, because she loves you very much and is obvious..... My boyfriend Diego and I order you many fondness and wait for you to know yourself in August.... Good-bye, that you are very nice... Karina and Diego....

HEY JACK, WE ARE SO HAPPY YOU COME TO CHILE IN AUGUST, IS COOL, YOU AND CAROLA WILL GO TO PUERTO CHALUPA IN PUYEHUE.....WILL BE SO FUN, WE WILL HAVE DELICIOUS WINE, YOU WILL SEE AND TO VISIT RIVERS AND BEAUTIFUL PLACES....AND SO MUCH FOODS JAJAAJA( ASADO DE CORDERO, FRIJOLES, PIE OF CORN, ALL VERY CHILEAN FOOD) CAROLA IS EXCITED AND SO HAPPY BECAUSE YOU CAME TO CHILE, MY FATHER TOLD ME, THERE ARE MANY PLACES FOR FLY FISHING FOR EXAMPLE:GOOD RIVER,LA BARRA ETC.

MY HUSBAND IS HAPPY TOO, BECAUSE YOU VISITE OUR FIELD IN PUYEHUE, YOU WILL SEE SO MUCH NATURE, FORREST, COWS ETC....JAVIER SAYME THAT YOU JEEP IS FANTASTIC, COOL AND BEAUTIFUL JAJAJJAA. HE LOVE IT!!!!!! YOU, CAROLA AND BABY WILL GO MY PARENT S HOUSE FOR TO EAT PARRILLADA, ASADO OR MEAT TO DISCO....ONLY EAT JJAJJAJA. VERY AFFECTION AND YOU TAKE CARE SO MUCH!!! WE WAITING THE TIME HAPPEN SO FAST, YOU CAME TO CHILE, BECAUSE MY DARLING COUSIN CAROLA IS SO VERY VERY HAPPY FOR THIS....... WILL SEE YOU SOON MY COUSIN JACK, WELCOME TO OUR FAMILY IN CHILE. JAVIER, JAQUECLINE AND LITTLE SON JOAQUIN. PD: Carola help to write the e-mail for you ....jajaja...

Hey Jack, como estas, I think happy for your baby, the baby is complete face, eyes, hand, every.....impresionante......I cry to the emotion look my cousine carola here in de camilla to de dr (My Doctor he control mi embarazo, lo conozco hace muchos años el es genial), Carola cry the happy and look the baby and me film and photography a carola y a baby....Carola here to osorno el 21 de Julio a look to the baby oficial when entregan informes and ecografia con every information the many kg, estatura, every ....Yo estoy Feliz junto a Javier mi esposo por ustedes your history is emotion and happy ...my fathers estan happy for carola and you.....my father is a fanatic fly fisching and tell me you when chile my father can fischin for you a barra rio bueno and rio gol gol and el caulle many river to de fisching.... te enviare fotos de trout brown to the my father .... wait you entiendas mi mail muchos cariños para mi primo de california cuidate mucho y espero conocerte pronto Jaquy, Javier and Joaquin (collito), is my baby the 1 year and 3 month is beatifuly and love to carola ellos se rien mucho juntos con joaquin.....

Good to get the raft and hang out and even tie some green drakes- don't forget the patch kit and catalog- how long will an order take? Hoping to get stuff in time for the Salmon float.

Kloch

Real interesting article and pictures of Curt Rees! What is more interesting is that my name is Curt Rees and I have a son named Curt Rees I live in South Dakota and my son lives in LaCrosse, WI. Thanks Curt Rees Ft. Pierre, SD

Hi Jack,

I'm the Florida 30 lb. snook guy! I love reading and viewing your site. (all but the problems that you are having with your girl friend).

I may have some open time in September or October. What would you recommend. I need to fish only with you. I'm a fair fly rod person, better spinning person. Where would I fly into from Ft. Lauderdale, and what would I do then?

I would like to fish for three days. Give me your charges, lodging, and car rental if I need one to get there.

I would come either alone or with one other person.

Appreciatively,

Ronald Beck

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