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Jake Jordan's Fishing Adventures |
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Happy ThanksgivingJake Recently I received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every phrase out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said; "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?" HAPPY THANKSGIVING Captain Jake Jordan Jake Jordan's Fishing Adventures PO Box 309 (US Mail) 223 Lemonwood Drive (Freight) Havelock NC 28532 252-444-3308 Home/Office 305-872-6060 Cell www.jakejordan.com |
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November 26th, 2008 
